Paris Hilton has been dragged kicking and screaming back to jail today. She has been ordered to serve the remainder of her 45 day sentence behind bars.
Throughout the hearing this morning, Paris had her hands clasped in prayer. She also turned around to her parents seated behind her and mouthed "I love you". We all know what she was really saying... (hint: it starts with "olive" and ends in "juice")
Now we need to start placing bets on whether Paris and her "fragile mental state" tries to find a way to commit suicide without her 5 security guards stopping her first. 10 to 1 says she tries do herself in by shooting herself in the head with a rubberband. 100% Guaranteed A-1 Lock this chick is an idiot.
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