Tuesday, April 8, 2008
i stumbled upon a fantastic new snack today. the all american fun, giant size mallow burger. low sodium, fat free, and cholesterol free! wait a minute... a burger with no fat or cholesterol*? whaaaa?
so when you're looking for a quick meal, forget mcdonald's! grab one of these babies with a side of mallow fries...
and if that doesn't satisfy your palate enough, grab a slice of pizza
or a hot dog, complete with a packet of strawberry flavored kandy ketchup. delicious!
*Please note that while these mallow products have zero fat, zero cholesterol and low sodium, each item is approximately 412 calories (nearly 20% of your daily allowance) and 97 grams of Carbohydrates (32%).