Well, as many of you may have heard if you actually watch the news
(I don't), there's a huge storm in the pacific northwest, and it's flooding like mad.
I gotta say, in a sickly twisted and sadistic way, it's my guilty pleasure to
find entertainment following any sort of catastrophic event take place.
So I am thoroughly enjoying all the apocalyptic headlines.
Hey! Yeah, you. All you pacific northwestern tree hugging liberal hippies living up there. What's your Prius gonna do for you now when it's full of water? What're you gonna do with your canvas tote when there's no grocery store to go to? A good ol cup of joe and an acoustic guitar won't fix this problem....
Long live plastic grocery bags, gas guzzling cars, and shaving. :)
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