Thursday, August 23, 2007

Michigan Football's own Marques "Grand Marques" Slocum does an Online Survey - He Sounds Like Fun!

Football players don't generally appeal to me as good company. However, after reading Marques Slocum's online survey, this guy sounds like a complete winner. I'd relish the opportunity to hang out with him....just as long as I don't owe him any money like Where's Waldo. He killed dat punk mothaf*cka, and that's why no one can find him. I've pulled the best answers out and listed them below.

What is your favorite song of all time?

Just another nigga- state property II

Who do you admire most?

My mom CARLA, dat bitch da shit, i love her i think she da realest bitch alive

When do you plan on getting married?

it dont matta cuz i hope my wife know ima be playa 4 life

How do you feel?

i feel like killin somebody so dont be dat person… lol….not really dont be dat person

Would you rather be hot or cold?

f*ckin warm f*ck dat hot shit and dat cold shit Id rather it be in da middle

Would you rather lose an arm or a leg?

what da f*ck! i needs bof of my muthaf*ckin body parts

Opera, Musical, Concert, Play, Performance, or Other?

opera- no, musical- no, concert- maybe. play- no, performance- fuuuuuuuuuuuck no, other- no

Your favorite Disney Films?

f*ck disney

Where is Waldo?

i killed dat punk muthaf*cka he owed me money

Juice and crackers or milk and cookies?

i want sum milk and cookies

Favorite fruit?


Define yourself in 3 words…

im da shit

Do you shower every single day?

shit i at least get a bird bath but yea i shower everyday dis summer its 2 hot not 2

Walking past a beggar, spare change or ignore?

shit ima be askin him 4 sum change

Boat or bus?

bus bitch! i cant swim

What would you do if Michael Jackson asked you out

I be like yea and den ima rob em’, ima steal all his shit and im stealin bubbles and im sellin dat muthaf*cka

If you could have one super human power what would you choose?

come on now i wanna fly i hate walkin dat shit overrated

Have you had a beer in the last week?

shit I downed a forty last night in 2min. and 37sec. yea, beerfest bitch! im ready 4 da boot!

Vitamin Water or Gatorade?

Bof of dem shits is nasty but i f*ck wit gatorade

Do you like bananas?

do u

To read the entire survey, click here.

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I know Marques, he did this as a joke one night. He is a great guy and has really been through a lot to get to where he is today. A lot of people have taken this way too seriously. But you are right, he is fun to hang out with and has a amazing personality.