Football players don't generally appeal to me as good company. However, after reading Marques Slocum's online survey, this guy sounds like a complete winner. I'd relish the opportunity to hang out with him....just as long as I don't owe him any money like Where's Waldo. He killed dat punk mothaf*cka, and that's why no one can find him. I've pulled the best answers out and listed them below.
What is your favorite song of all time?
Just another nigga- state property II
Who do you admire most?
My mom CARLA, dat bitch da shit, i love her i think she da realest bitch alive
When do you plan on getting married?
it dont matta cuz i hope my wife know ima be playa 4 life
How do you feel?
i feel like killin somebody so dont be dat person… lol….not really dont be dat person
Would you rather be hot or cold?
f*ckin warm f*ck dat hot shit and dat cold shit Id rather it be in da middle
Would you rather lose an arm or a leg?
what da f*ck! i needs bof of my muthaf*ckin body parts
Opera, Musical, Concert, Play, Performance, or Other?
opera- no, musical- no, concert- maybe. play- no, performance- fuuuuuuuuuuuck no, other- no
Your favorite Disney Films?
Where is Waldo?
i killed dat punk muthaf*cka he owed me money
Juice and crackers or milk and cookies?
i want sum milk and cookies
Define yourself in 3 words…
im da shit
Do you shower every single day?
shit i at least get a bird bath but yea i shower everyday dis summer its 2 hot not 2
Walking past a beggar, spare change or ignore?
shit ima be askin him 4 sum change
Boat or bus?
bus bitch! i cant swim
What would you do if Michael Jackson asked you out
I be like yea and den ima rob em’, ima steal all his shit and im stealin bubbles and im sellin dat muthaf*cka
If you could have one super human power what would you choose?
come on now i wanna fly i hate walkin dat shit overrated
Have you had a beer in the last week?
shit I downed a forty last night in 2min. and 37sec. yea, beerfest bitch! im ready 4 da boot!
Vitamin Water or Gatorade?
Bof of dem shits is nasty but i f*ck wit gatorade
Do you like bananas?
To read the entire survey, click here.