bulgarian idol "ken lee" by mariah carey

bills bills bills

re-facing government bills is fun! some of my personal favorites...

emo hair

i personally love this one... it's mr. peanut!

spartan

rainbow brite!

kiss

planet of the apes

the shocker

this ones just plain wrong

tmnt

mario

lincoln log

john waters

this ones just creepy

spiderman

for more go here

no matter how dumb you are, there will always be a job for you at albertson's as cake decorator...

transformers...more than meets the eye

saw this the other day in the grocery store parking lot. one word... dooooouche

look good. feel good. do good. drink meat-water

forget gatorade. forget vitamin water. i'm guzzling the meaty flavors of krautkramer's meat water. it comes in many protein-licious flavors such as: beef jerky, beef stroganof, cheeseburger (robble-robble), chicken teriyaki, dirty hot dog, fish n' chips, hungarian gulash, italian sausage, peking duck, tandoori chicken, texas bbq, weiner schnitzel, and the newly released escargots chantecleer. i wish they had a chili dog flavor!

sister meets guy on myspace. sister goes out with guy from myspace. sister gets reamed by brother for going out with guy from myspace.

raped in the butt! in the butt, myspace youtube in the butt!

mario theme song played with rc car & bottles... this brings me back to childhood

this is so sick! some japanese looking guys lined up bottles and drove a remote control car by them to play the mario brothers theme song...

justice DVNO 80's old school TV bumpers - logo list here!

i'm loving justice's video for DVNO right now. it's loaded with all the classically old school 1980 TV bumpers (HBO, sega, NBC, PBS, etc.) I've tried to compile a list of all the retro logo promos and post screenshots for reference, so you don't have to play and pause the video a million times like i did. i still have some missing, so let me know if you find something that works and i'll fill it in here...



Ed Banger Records:

DVNO: Channel 4




The same, ashamed:

Story Telling part 1: NBC


Story Telling part 2: CBS Storybreak


eye: Hal 9000


One More Time: The Gong Show


No Offense (logo):

No Offense (shooting stars): Paramount

Membership:

Yound and Old: This looks SO familiar. Someone suggested This Old House, but it doesn't match.

Ugly Girls & Boys: PBS


Slate with explosion: Showtime


Mayhem: MacGyver intro at 14 seconds


Only One Can Win: Similar in shading to the old Transformers intro (here or here), or it could be the original Terminator animated logo.



DVNO: HBO




Ask My Name:


DVNO:

Details:

SWEAT: SEGA


Belt: Top Gun


Cool: Kool Cigarettes or Audi, but some people think this looks like something else, with the grids forming the letters. We can't pinpoint what it may be, but it looks vaguely familiar.

Anyone read, anyone feel: Universal Studios Florida


Patience: Speculation that this is inspired by the Cheers logo


Pinball: Nickelodeon


Waxed:

DVNO: best guess here is orion?


Lipstick case explode: this looks pretty familiar, but i couldn't find anything

Girls: my best guess here is new york dolls...?


(Film Canister): Nickelodeon or Regal Cinemas




No Need to Ask My Name:

DVNO: Some people are thinking this is from Dianetics, the book by Ron L. Hubbard. If anyone thinks this looks familiar to something else, please let me know.

printed in gold: Cannon Films


even more: 20th Century Fox


Floating Cross: Michael and Friends

DVNO 4 Capital Letters:

DVNO: CBS/Fox


paper J: Stephen J. Cannell Productions

this is disgusting... i can't wait to try one!

i stumbled upon a fantastic new snack today. the all american fun, giant size mallow burger. low sodium, fat free, and cholesterol free! wait a minute... a burger with no fat or cholesterol*? whaaaa?

so when you're looking for a quick meal, forget mcdonald's! grab one of these babies with a side of mallow fries...

and if that doesn't satisfy your palate enough, grab a slice of pizza

or a hot dog, complete with a packet of strawberry flavored kandy ketchup. delicious!

*Please note that while these mallow products have zero fat, zero cholesterol and low sodium, each item is approximately 412 calories (nearly 20% of your daily allowance) and 97 grams of Carbohydrates (32%).

e.t. phone home

cool street art... i likey

april fools!

i love gmails new custom time setup. now i don't have to worry about being honest when i say "i already emailed you that". how does it work? any email you send to the past appears in the proper chronological order in your recipient's inbox. you can opt for it to show up read or unread by selecting the appropriate option. gmail utilizes an e-flux capacitor to make this all happen accordingly.


xbox has posted a first look at what's new for spring. they revealed 4 exciting new xbox 360 products today. here's a few... a retro vintage wooden cased xbox
and a sweet ass new helmet, complete with buttons on the side of your face.


google australia has introduced a new feature called gDay, enabling you to search content on the internet BEFORE it is even created.