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Having a hard time at work curbing those alcoholic tendencies?? Here's the cure for you!

Kill Bill - Mario Brothers Style

This music brings back such great memories of childhood....

Craigslist "Casual Encounters" Creepy Postings

Some of you might like to peruse Craigslist to find an apartment, perhaps a job or even a great deal on a used refrigerator or a musty old couch. Some people have begun using the multi-functional community posting tool as a way to connect with other people... in a very special way.

"Bottom for rape fantasty tonight/tomorrow"

"Submissive bottom here looking for one or more aggressive guys to come by late tonight or early morning. I'm staying at the Bensalem Hampton Inn. Room door will be unlocked and I'll be asleep. Just walk in, drop your shorts and bury your (who-ha) in my jock-strapped ass. Safe play only!"

"Safe fisting brings intense orgasms....Getting to be popular fun!"

"Experienced gentleman with smaller hands, looking for a woman who enjoys being fisted ..... curious newcomers welcome as well. If you've been there and done it, you already know and understand what's written below ..."

"Sodomy"

"Sodomy is the ultimate act of trust. You could really get hurt if you resist. But pushing past that fear, by passing through it, lite rally the joy that lies on the other side of convention ... If you're an atheist, you will get to know God experientially, from being (bleeped) in the ass."

See more at Cracked

Pre-Thanksgiving Fun Post Thanksgiving

I thought this was pretty great. Done by a friend of mine from high school, who's got some pretty great comics. Visit her site FartParty for more...

Man Builds a Toilet Shaped House

He is known as South Korea "Mr. Toilet" for his campaigns as a politician to beautify public restrooms. Now, Sim Jae-duck is taking the lavatory life to a new level, and moving into a toilet.

Sim Jae-duck is the chairman of the organizing committee of the Inaugural General Assembly of the World Toilet Association. And a guy with a title that long deserves to get his way. The 4,508-sq-foot structure features four deluxe toilets—one of which includes a misting device that helps users "feel more secure" and electronic motion sensors that lift and lower the lid when needed. And if that wasn't hilarious enough, Sim Jae-duck is letting patrons rent the house for an absurd $50,000 a day. I would take him up on it, but there's no pool. Where am I going to drop the kids off?

Busy busy busy!

I'd like to apologize for my lack of updates to the blog recently. I've been a very busy girl the past few weeks. I sit all day at my computer, whoring myself out working for the man. Wishing hoping dreaming I had the time to kick my feet up, sit back, relax and write something spectacular for my blog. Hopefully soon I'll find some time to do just that... until then enjoy this bunny.

I love hot dogs... do you?

Ohr.... it's a bunny! Amazing Shadow Puppetry

Incredible Julian Beever Chalk Drawings

Chuck E. Cheese Walkabout Character Guide

Log Your Cell Phone Signal Strength!

This is so cool! Upload your position on a map & cellphone signal from your carrier and never worry about no bars again! Signal Map

This Painter is Amazing... Watch Till the End!

This is The Happiest Man on Earth

Been MIA the past few weeks... I know people have missed out on their daily dose of fun. I thought I'd introduce you to my friend Jason, who finds his life is completed with a soft serve cone from Foster's Freeze.

Michigan Football's own Marques "Grand Marques" Slocum does an Online Survey - He Sounds Like Fun!

Football players don't generally appeal to me as good company. However, after reading Marques Slocum's online survey, this guy sounds like a complete winner. I'd relish the opportunity to hang out with him....just as long as I don't owe him any money like Where's Waldo. He killed dat punk mothaf*cka, and that's why no one can find him. I've pulled the best answers out and listed them below.

What is your favorite song of all time?

Just another nigga- state property II

Who do you admire most?

My mom CARLA, dat bitch da shit, i love her i think she da realest bitch alive

When do you plan on getting married?

it dont matta cuz i hope my wife know ima be playa 4 life

How do you feel?

i feel like killin somebody so dont be dat person… lol….not really dont be dat person

Would you rather be hot or cold?

f*ckin warm f*ck dat hot shit and dat cold shit Id rather it be in da middle

Would you rather lose an arm or a leg?

what da f*ck! i needs bof of my muthaf*ckin body parts

Opera, Musical, Concert, Play, Performance, or Other?

opera- no, musical- no, concert- maybe. play- no, performance- fuuuuuuuuuuuck no, other- no

Your favorite Disney Films?

f*ck disney

Where is Waldo?

i killed dat punk muthaf*cka he owed me money

Juice and crackers or milk and cookies?

i want sum milk and cookies

Favorite fruit?

watermelon

Define yourself in 3 words…

im da shit

Do you shower every single day?

shit i at least get a bird bath but yea i shower everyday dis summer its 2 hot not 2

Walking past a beggar, spare change or ignore?

shit ima be askin him 4 sum change

Boat or bus?

bus bitch! i cant swim

What would you do if Michael Jackson asked you out

I be like yea and den ima rob em’, ima steal all his shit and im stealin bubbles and im sellin dat muthaf*cka

If you could have one super human power what would you choose?

come on now i wanna fly i hate walkin dat shit overrated

Have you had a beer in the last week?

shit I downed a forty last night in 2min. and 37sec. yea, beerfest bitch! im ready 4 da boot!

Vitamin Water or Gatorade?

Bof of dem shits is nasty but i f*ck wit gatorade

Do you like bananas?

do u

To read the entire survey, click here.

This Motorcyclist is Retarded

Just watching this makes me incredibly nervous. My fingers and toes tingle with anxiety, and my stomach feels light, kinda like when you know you need to tell someone something, but you get nervous and scared right beforehand....

If You Thought Commuting in Los Angeles Was Bad, Think Again...

Imagine yourself, you just got off of work and it's about 6pm. You get in your car, turn on the A/C and iPod adapter, and you drive home in commuter traffic for about an hour. Maybe an hour and a half if it's a bad day. The only risk you put yourself in is the possibility of missing your appointment with the personal trainer, or running into someone with a bad case of road rage. You aren't, however, hanging from one limb from a speeding train hoping you don't get pushed into the railroad tracks and filleted by a multi ton train.

Global Photos: New Tricks in Panoramic Photography featured in Popular Photography Magazine This Month

These are some amazing photos. An article in this month's issue of Popular Photography features a childhood friend of mine, Ben Frederick, and this revolutionary technique. You can visit Ben's website here, or go to Popular Photography for the entire story and a detailed guide to do-it-yourself globe panoramic photography.

Great job, Ben!

King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters

This is awesome! A new documentary debuting today features a battle between two fully grown men playing Donkey Kong. In one clip, the challenger's 5 year old son runs in the room begging him to stop playing Donkey Kong and to wipe his butt. This is classic American entertainment. If you like mock-umentaries from directors like Christopher Gest (Best in Show, A Mighty Wind, For Your Consideration) then you will love this, and it's the real deal.

See the official trailer here.

Are the Japanese Really As Intelligent As We Make Them Out To Be?? I Know They're Good At Math, But....

I just found this amazing website that is packed full of fun little Engrish mistakes that appear in Japanese products. English is used as a design element in Japanese products & advertising to give them a modern feel and to "look cool". There is often no attempt to try to get it right. The vast majority of the Japanese consumers never attempt to read the English design element in question. (images NSFW after jump)

The Japanese love to do the jackoff and they will sell you products for everyday high prices! Hello, Kitty has been around Since 2008. Whaaaaaa???? We all know that the toilet is a comfortable space for a better life. But please, try not to shit on the floor. And finally, to my Japanese pal Jonny, it looks like you're alone in your hatred for potatoes. Cause the kids love potatoes! WTF?

So spend the rest of your work day perusing Engrish.com for a multitude of fun Japanese slip-up's.

Extreme Mountain Biking on the Cliffs of Insanity!!

These guys are nuts!!