coldplay strawberry swing preview - stop motion with chalk!

this is so neat looking! for the full video, check this

how you can tell you've pissed off an engineer...

i know this has been floating around the internets for quite awhile, but i still find it amusing. :)
i especially like the memo!

this guy is seriously talented

lots of time on their hands for this dragonforce fan...

i just had a hankering for some of this...

when i was a child i wasn't allowed to drink much soda. for some reason i think my mom thought ginger ale wasn't as bad for us as real soda. so we sometimes would come home and find a treat in the fridge: a 6-pack of canned schweppes raspberry ginger ale. oh.my.goodness.

recently i found myself having a hankering for something bubbly yet fresh, which reminded me of the deliciously refreshing taste of schweppes raspberry ginger ale. i'm saddened every time i walk by the "alternative" soda shelf in the grocery store where all the tonic, soda water, and ginger ale is stored. every time i glance down in the hope of catching a glimpse of my long lost childhood friend. alas, all i find is regular ginger ale or diet ginger ale...which only conjures up memories of laying in bed eating saltine crackers and watching movies on a sick day.

i did a little online research and found that schweppes does in fact still produce this fizzly pink liquid, they just don't sell it many places in the states anymore. if i were to happen upon it, i think i would stock up and clear the store out. oh schweppes, won't you just save us the trouble and start shipping it in the states again??

this kid has to have ADHD

turtle burgers

islands fine burgers & drinks has had to spice up their menu to get people out of their houses and into their booths during this recession. they've added to their menu this limited time tahitian sea turtle burger, complete with the shell as a take home souvenir, exclusive to islands fine burgers & drinks.

the coolest bookshelf on the block

this has got to be the raddest bookshelfs out there right now. i would kill to have a piece this cool hanging on one of my many empty white walls.

i want a pony like this!

paul smith is very well known for using his signature stripe on all things from his hangtags to his products and even to a mini cooper.


but this usage of striping is by far the fiercest.

the ABC's....from google earth

link

i love diet coke...but not that much

i love LOVE LOVE diet coke. but i don't think i'd ever go as far as to drink diet coke with bacon.

best man FAIL

forget kayaking, surfing, parasailing...all ocean excursions

couture yummies

suck it like paris hilton, lindsay lohan, and all the celebrity fashionistas with couture suckers. flavor varieties: chanel grape, YSL wild cherry, chanel green apple, gucci juicy pomegranate, and louis vuitton watermelon. yummy!

google search engine questions

do pirates take baths?
can i eat my own poop?
are pirates better than ninjas?

all questions that google can definitely answer for you...

jesus totally would've used the dinosaurs as transportation

fast food..mmm mmm delicious!

a side by side comparison of fast food advertising images and the real deal. makes me wanna run out to grab a big mac pronto!

mcdonald's big mac


wendy's chicken club sandwich


mcdonald's sausage breakfast burrito


to see more nastiness, click here.

if you're ever having a bad day...

i could sit and watch these two videos over and over. they make a crappy day brighter and put a skip in my step. :) youtube doesn't really do these justice. look for them in better quality if you want to feel the real magic.

happy belated st. patty's day!

bizkit the sleepwalking dog

this is hilarious!

is this for realz???

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