if you're ever having a bad day...

i could sit and watch these two videos over and over. they make a crappy day brighter and put a skip in my step. :) youtube doesn't really do these justice. look for them in better quality if you want to feel the real magic.

happy belated st. patty's day!

bizkit the sleepwalking dog

this is hilarious!

is this for realz???

GoGirl - the female urination device, allows you to discretely urinate while standing up! Made with medical grade silicone with a patented splash guard to eliminate mess & spilling.


GoGirl is easy to use. Just lower your panties, put GoGirl against your body, forming a seal, aim, and PEE! Then roll down your window and dump your piss.

Warning: do not dump GoGirl out the window if you are in a moving vehicle to prevent spraying pee all over the back side of your car.

Order your own GoGirl today!!

the most awesome spam in the world

quote: "change your manhood to a huge battering ram"
this sounds rather unpleasant to me...

funny christmas card idea inspired by gap ad

original gap ad


gap is just too clean and boring. this new and improved ad is much, much more suitable. :)

this is how i feel today...

"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit."

bath time at your local kentucky fried chicken

geez... all this greasy chicken frying has made me a grease ball.. i need a bath!

some employees decided it'd be a smart idea to take a bath at their workplace. but no, they don't work at a spa. they're chicken fryers at KFC hot tubbing in the kitchen sink. this is for real! these bitches crazy!

this tree has a little bit of attitude...

for realz - mario kart in real life

MARIO KART (REMI GAILLARD)
by nqtv

this is the best music video ever

i love these guys... they've revived snl from the crap it's become in the past few years.

how to make poop on the sidewalk more appealing

sprinkle brigade has a genius guerrilla style of making sidewalk poop into artwork. here's a few of my personal favorites

bangers and mash!!

for the off roader

this would've been more effective if there were some lingering kernels mixed in

time for dinner!

and one for the holidays....

for those apple lovers out there....

when you're making your apple pie for the grand finale of your christmas meal, try making an apple mac mini pie!!

ohr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i want one! :)

my friend jonny needs this

new pillowcase made by wonderbra???

(anyone else notice the dude sleeping has a wedding band on? i'm almost certain this isn't a photo of his wife's jugs...)

feelin like an iCake?

personally, i love and am completely attached to my crackberry. but for those of you who love the iPhone, this ones for you. iPhone cupcakes!!

like to knit?

breakfast?

lunch?

knitting artist joy kampia o'shell has some RAD knitted goods on her website.

i think my favorite has to be the hamburger dress. now this really makes me crave some mcdonald's! nummers!

this is seriously the cutest thing in the whole wide world!!!

i love ewoks!!!

eharmony rejects

eHarmony has been accused of discriminating against the LGBT community, and will now beginning this march begin a segregated matchmaking site specific for male on male, female on female action.

but what about this dude? when's he gonna get his justice? i think he should sue eHarmony for discrimination too.

bike hero

(thanks to leo for pointing this one out... i've been a bit of a slacker the past few months)