this sounds rather unpleasant to me...
Sunday, February 15, 2009
the most awesome spam in the world
quote: "change your manhood to a huge battering ram"
this sounds rather unpleasant to me...
this sounds rather unpleasant to me...
Sunday, December 21, 2008
funny christmas card idea inspired by gap ad
original gap ad
gap is just too clean and boring. this new and improved ad is much, much more suitable. :)
gap is just too clean and boring. this new and improved ad is much, much more suitable. :)
Friday, December 12, 2008
this is how i feel today...
"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit."
Thursday, December 11, 2008
bath time at your local kentucky fried chicken
geez... all this greasy chicken frying has made me a grease ball.. i need a bath!
some employees decided it'd be a smart idea to take a bath at their workplace. but no, they don't work at a spa. they're chicken fryers at KFC hot tubbing in the kitchen sink. this is for real! these bitches crazy!
some employees decided it'd be a smart idea to take a bath at their workplace. but no, they don't work at a spa. they're chicken fryers at KFC hot tubbing in the kitchen sink. this is for real! these bitches crazy!
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
this is the best music video ever
i love these guys... they've revived snl from the crap it's become in the past few years.
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
how to make poop on the sidewalk more appealing
sprinkle brigade has a genius guerrilla style of making sidewalk poop into artwork. here's a few of my personal favorites
bangers and mash!!
for the off roader
this would've been more effective if there were some lingering kernels mixed in
time for dinner!
and one for the holidays....
bangers and mash!!
for the off roader
this would've been more effective if there were some lingering kernels mixed in
time for dinner!
and one for the holidays....
for those apple lovers out there....
when you're making your apple pie for the grand finale of your christmas meal, try making an apple mac mini pie!!
Friday, November 21, 2008
my friend jonny needs this
new pillowcase made by wonderbra???
(anyone else notice the dude sleeping has a wedding band on? i'm almost certain this isn't a photo of his wife's jugs...)
(anyone else notice the dude sleeping has a wedding band on? i'm almost certain this isn't a photo of his wife's jugs...)
feelin like an iCake?
personally, i love and am completely attached to my crackberry. but for those of you who love the iPhone, this ones for you. iPhone cupcakes!!
Thursday, November 20, 2008
like to knit?
breakfast?
lunch?
knitting artist joy kampia o'shell has some RAD knitted goods on her website.
i think my favorite has to be the hamburger dress. now this really makes me crave some mcdonald's! nummers!
eharmony rejects
eHarmony has been accused of discriminating against the LGBT community, and will now beginning this march begin a segregated matchmaking site specific for male on male, female on female action.
but what about this dude? when's he gonna get his justice? i think he should sue eHarmony for discrimination too.
but what about this dude? when's he gonna get his justice? i think he should sue eHarmony for discrimination too.
bike hero
(thanks to leo for pointing this one out... i've been a bit of a slacker the past few months)
Thursday, October 30, 2008
lunchtime for everyone!
"Yesterday on my way to lunch, I passed one of the homeless guys in that area, with a sign that read "Vote Obama, I need the money."
Once in the restaurant my waiter had on a "Obama 08" t-shirt.
When the bill came, I decided not to tip my waiter and explained to him while he had given me exceptional service, that his t-shirt made me feel he obviously believes in Senator Obama's plan to redistribute the wealth. I told him I was going to redistribute his tip to someone that I deemed more in need--the homeless guy outside. He stood there in disbelief and angrily stormed away.
I went outside, gave the homeless guy $3 and told him to thank the waiter inside, as I had decided he could use the money more. The homeless guy looked at me in disbelief but seemed grateful.
As I got in my truck, I realized this rather unscientific redistribution experiment had left the homeless guy quite happy for the money he did not earn, but the waiter was pretty angry that I gave away the money he did earn.
I guess this redistribution of wealth is going to take a while to catch on, with those doing the work."
:)
Once in the restaurant my waiter had on a "Obama 08" t-shirt.
When the bill came, I decided not to tip my waiter and explained to him while he had given me exceptional service, that his t-shirt made me feel he obviously believes in Senator Obama's plan to redistribute the wealth. I told him I was going to redistribute his tip to someone that I deemed more in need--the homeless guy outside. He stood there in disbelief and angrily stormed away.
I went outside, gave the homeless guy $3 and told him to thank the waiter inside, as I had decided he could use the money more. The homeless guy looked at me in disbelief but seemed grateful.
As I got in my truck, I realized this rather unscientific redistribution experiment had left the homeless guy quite happy for the money he did not earn, but the waiter was pretty angry that I gave away the money he did earn.
I guess this redistribution of wealth is going to take a while to catch on, with those doing the work."
:)
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
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